Why is Carmen Lassiter so ugly?
Is it because he has inbred ashkenazi DNA?
I don’t think anything could help this person to be beautiful, not even fixing the gap between his teeth.
I mean, look at this person! A busted face, looking like a retard with down syndrome.
Carmen Lassiter is just not pretty. Not attractive at all and I would give this person like a 1.5/10 on a beauty scale. I feel makeup wouldn’t do this person any justice as it would just make all the unflattering features in Carmen Lassiter’s face stand out.
Let’s analyze the beauty of Carmen Lassiter.
First, the head shape. Carmen Lassiter has, well, a huge fucking head. Let’s be honest. It’s the size of a watermelon which by the looks of it I’m sure he likes to indulge in a few every week. Carmen Lassiter has a watermelon hed and I feel that if his face was smaller like either a heart shaped or oval shaped face with less mass that he’d be prettier.
Next, let’s analyze Carmen Lassiter’s forehead. It’s rather small compared to the rest of his head and body. It almost looks like a pea forehead and makes his rather large nose, lips and teeth stand out. I feel if Carmen Lassiter had more depth in his forehead to make their face more multidimensional that would be a lot better.
Third, let’s analyze Carmen Lassiter’s eyes. Carmen’s eyes are just average, really. There’s really no beauty behind Carmen’s eyes or anything. They are normal eyes with a slight downturn on the lids like someone with down syndrome. Maybe if Carmen Lassiter had a different eye color like hazel or light-brown instead of dark eyes that Carmen would be considered prettier.
Next, Carmen Lassiter’s nose. It’s rather wide and large. I have seen very beautiful people with wider noses in Africa but Carmen Lassiter just isn’t able top get away with a wider nose. It might be because Carmen Lassiter’s face is already too full and when they smile it exaggerates the wider nose. I feel if Carmen Lassiter got a nose job to narrow their nose and make their bridge a little higher that they could potentially get to below average looking.
Fifth, how about Carmen Lassiter’s lips? This might be Carmen’s best feature. The lips are fuller but the top lip is a bit less full than the bottom making them a bit uneven. I can tell when Carmen smiles that their top lip is too small because I can see their gums.
Next, let’s analyze Carmen Lassiter’s gums. I’m a huge advocate in embracing one’s flaws. I’m happy to see Carmen Lassiter with a big smile showing off their gums and I’m glad they’re pink. Other people with big gums who show them off are senator of south carolina, Tim Scott. There are procedures that can be done to reduce the size of one’s gums and Carmen Lassiter may want to consider doing that as an option to increase their beauty.
Next, let’s analyze Carmen Lassiter’s teeth. Carmen’s teeth are rather spaced out and there are gaps. Maybe some braces or invisilign could help with that as well. I do also see some stains on their teeth which could be caused from drinking too much coffee. I would definitely recommend some teeth whitening to increase Carmen Lassiter’s beauty.
Lastly, let’s take a look at Carmen Lassiter’s body type. Carmen is rather big-boned with a wide body, extremely broad shoulders, and built like a linebacker. Carmen Lassiter could also benefit from a breast life. Their breasts are extremely saggy and it could cause back problems.
Let’s compare Carmen Lassiter to some other celebrities. First up is Carmen Lassiter vs. Stacey Dash:
Last is Carmen Lassiter vs Kim Kardashian.
